No Gym? No Problem.

What is the best workout tool in existence? A Barbell? Kettlebell? Dumbbell? Clubbell? Bands, boards, balls or other such wacky devices? No. 

The best tool is YOU. 

All training starts with your body (initiated by your mind). Any attempt to manipulate a weight is simply your body moving under a load. A squat is YOUR body doing a squat. A barbell squat is a way of increasing the weight of the movement (the load). Your body is the tool. Your mind is the driver. Master your tools and you will master your abilities. 

In other words, Master Yourself


If Jason Statham does it, it must be awesome.

I always see young trainees doing millions of curls and lat pulldowns when they can't do one bodyweight pullup.  The same ones doing heavy benches when they can't pop out a few pushups, and doing heavy barbell quarter squats when they can't do full range air squats. Why is this? Because achieving proficiency of one's own bodyweight is hard, uncomfortable, and often doesn't look as cool as loading up a million kilos on the leg press machine. Also, in most bodyweight exercises, you can't sit down, and we all seem to love sitting down when we work out. 

"But Eddie, I can already do pullups, pushups, and hundreds of air squats, don't I need weights to make it more challenging?" 

Not necessarily. By changing other intensity parameters, you can make almost any exercise more challenging.

TEMPO
Try doing air squats slowly. I mean REALLY SLOWLY. Try a 10:10 cadence (10 seconds up/10 seconds down) til failure, and I promise you will feel the pain. You can also do them explosively by adding a jump.

UNILATERAL
Ok, so you can do a pullup. How bout a one-armed pullup? No? One arm pushup? Still no? One leg squat? A resounding no from 99% of the population. Lemme ask you this, what's the use of being able to bench 200 kilos if you can't do a single one arm pushup?

LEVERAGE
Try doing a pushup with your hands about a meter in front of your chest, the so-called superman pushup. Very hard. Or a front/back lever. Equally hard. By manipulating the angles to put your muscles at a disadvantage, you can increase the difficulty.

ADVANCED EXERCISES
Once you achieve mastery of the basic movements, take it to the next level. Combine a dip and pullup to make a muscle-up. Subtract legs from the equation and turn a pushup into a planche. Lift your legs up when doing pullups and it becomes an L-sit pullup. The possibilities are endless.

Try training like this for a few months. I guarantee you'll feel stronger, more athletic, and in more in control of your body. If you want bigger muscles add slow cadence movements. Muscle growth is a function of time-under-tension as well as absolute load lifted. To maintain skill in other lifts, do one day a week where you practice them. I have one day a week at the gym where I press and deadlift, and despite only doing it four times per month, have made progress!

Before you dismiss bodyweight training entirely, think of those who use little or no weights but have amazing physiques: gymnasts, dancers, and sprinters to name but a few.

WHERE TO START?
Here are my favorite bodyweight training resources in no particular order:


Also, some hilariously awesome inspiration..




Now go work out!

Peace

The (In)Decisisivity Conundrum

I suck at making decisions. I think. No, I definitely do. Most of the time anyway. Except on thursdays. Yes. Thursdays are good. I make good, independent decisions then... Generally.

Can you relate to this? 

If you can't, I hate you.. If you can, I hypocritically despise your weakness. There, that's me being honest, with a hint of sarcasm. However, it still doesn't help me make better decisions.


Alas. The female version of me. In cartoon form. In the 50s.

THE PROBLEM

You see, the problem is I over-think things. Described medically as: analysis paralysis. Ever been there? From mundane decisions like "What color shirt should I wear today" to existentially mind-bending stuff like "What makes me happy" Or the classic "Who am I?" many of us decisionophobes struggle daily. And its not just in making decisions. Even worse perhaps, it's forming opinions. "Say, Eddie, Do you want pizza or sushi tonight?" "Um.. Pizza is good, but sushi is too.. hmm, I'm down for whatever, I suppose..". If I had a clone I would get him to slap me in the face every time I did that and say "Bad Edward. You're being a naughty boy".

On a practical level, there's a huge transaction cost every time I try and make a decision, as I expend energy and brain cells trying to figure it out, leaving me more confused than when I began. Also, being indecisive simply isn't sexy. Can't have that.

THE CAUSE

The thing is, it all comes from a good place. People unsure of their decisions are either afraid of asserting themselves, overly analytical, or a combination of both. I'm more of the latter, as I've never had a problem speaking up for myself, and feel comfortable in leadership roles. I just can't freakin' decide what to do! People in the overly-analytical category just want to try and make the best decision possible, and our ancestral monkey brains are the cause. In prehistoric times, a bad decision could turn you into lunch for some lucky sabre toothed tiger. However, the cosequences of most of the things we worry about now are disporportionaltely insignificant compared to how much we fret over them. We worry our asses off about whether or not it will rain tomorrow and if we should bring an umbrella to the beach. There's a disparity between the worrying mechanisms of our modern brain with the remnants of our ancient, lizard brain. An evoloutionary gap, if you will. Mind it.

THE RESULT

What does this problem result in? Generally unproductive, unhappy people. Barry Schwartz gave a great TED talk where he describes the "Paradox of Choice" and why having lots of  choices makes us unhappy. Our modern world is the epitomy of choice. Even a hundred years ago your average person had very few choices, and If you told them that in the future you could customize the colour of your Hello Kitty limited edition Smartphone case, and get matching boots sent in the mail, they would either worship you as some sort of walking god, or instantly proclaim you a witch and burn you at the stake. 

But I digress. 

THE SOLUTION

There are several things I'm doing to help me make decisions. I think they will work for you too, should you be cursed with this terrible affliction. 

1. Automate Mundane Decisions: Whatever decisions can be automated, must be automated. Have the same healthy breakfast every day. Wear the same clothes to work. Get an exercise program. Basically, take the guesswork out of the small stuff. Free up mental bandwidth so you can focus on the big stuff. 

2. Know Thyself: If you're below 25 and don't know yourself, don't sweat it. I'm 28 and just barely beginning to make my first introductions. I keep a personal journal (besides this blog) where I write down thoughts about who I want to be. I think I'm starting to create a decent picture.

3. An Addendum to Point 2: I used to hate the idea of being typecast or labelled as something. I wanted to be free! Well, after some positive reframing, I realized, being categorized is good. Think niche and luxury rather than vague mass-market cheapness. As we get older, we play to our strengths, and this requires some sort of aceptance of your story. I love music but I'll never be a star because I can't sing, no matter how many music producers I sleep with or how much Autotune I blast over my hideous wailing. But I'm a pretty good writer, a people person, and good at training, so I did that and thrived. Finding who you are is a mixture of discovering your passion, and playing the hand you were dealt. 

4. Forget The Haters: An integral part of decision making is forming opinions. How easily are you swayed by others? If you're anything like me, too much. There are two solutions. Either don't hang out with people who negatively affect your opinion making (acute solution), or strengthen your personal boundaries so others' opinions don't affect you (long-term solution). Both are integral to success. Just ask yourself. What DO YOU think?

5. Balance: Now, although it's not really possible to get too good at decision making, you can't let this newfound power make you evil. You should quickly make strong decisions, but use your brain. If someone clearly has a better idea or your one doesn't work, quaff your pride and do the right thing. Basically, don't be an asshole. 


There. Rant officially over. And problem officially solved. Now I'll go and definitely make dinner at eight thirty PM consisting of chicken with broccoli and brown rice and have fruit for dessert, and then spend the rest of the evening reading Game of Thrones... I think. 

The Steve Maxwell Fundamentals of Human Movement Certification: The Most Awesomest Review Like.. Ever.. Dude.


Something happened to me last weekend. Something awesome. Something that left me more sore than I care to admit, but with a whole new outlook on training, eating, and living.

That something was The One and Only, Steve Maxwell. Just last week I had the privilege of training with the man himself, and the experience was as fun as it was educational. This is my review of the Fundamentals of Human Movement Certification, and my personal experience during. 

Much fun was had in the realm of Maxwell.

THE MAN

I had been to a couple of Steve's workshops before, and was not disappointed. Attending a workshop with Steve is part fitness class, part philosophical journey. The man surely has a deep perspective on training and living, and which had a profound impact on me. He made me ponder such things as: Why do we train? How do we find joy in it? What is the true meaning of functionality? He talked about what constitutes good health and not just the pursuit of fake aesthetics or the ridiculous "look at me! I'm doing a one handed bosu-ball blindfolded planche" physical accomplishments rampant on YouTube.

And Steve certainly practices what he preaches, unlike many other internet forum gurus, or cash-minded and dogmatic fitness "leaders". The man actively uses his own system. And it shows. In my line of work, I meet a lot of people of all ages, and I've yet to meet a 60 year old who can do rock-bottom pistol squats and has an eight pack. Seriously. Im not kidding. In fact, people MY AGE who can do rock-bottom pistols with washboard abs I can literally count with both hands. 


Oh, washing machine broken? It's ok ill just use salt water and my eight-pack.

Steve's coaching style is also unique. He's knowledgeable, fun, and motivating, but also strict when he needs to be. His progressions and regressions are easy to understand, and implement. As a person, I simply like the guy. He's cool, always interesting, and a generally awesome person. And yes, it appears I do have a man-crush on Steve Maxwell. There, I said it. Now let's just move on shall we?

His system brings together near half a century (!!!) of personal experience in physical culture with plenty of formal education in exercise science, and a relentless spirit for experimentation and learning. Although a master coach, Steve is the first to say that he's always a student, and if there's a fitness system out there he hasn't tried, you can be damn sure he'll go wherever that is, and try it. Steve travels full time, and as such, sees a lot. From hypoxic slow cadence strength drills with the Spetsnaz in Russia to boulder lifting competitions in Hawaii, Steve certainly has a wide array of experiences. This certification is his attempt at distilling it all into a workable and applicable system, for all healthy training populations. 

THE CERT

The cert itself was a blast. To be honest, I had no idea what to expect. Sure, like any good internet exercise junkie, I'd seen MovNat videos and heard of Paleo training, etc, but I was genuinely blown away by what we learned. I think thats an important thing to mention. What we learned. Although the training was at times grueling, coach Steve definitely made sure we were learning, taking notes, and continually testing us on his principles. It was very educational, and I've recently applied some of his drills to my patients with remarkable success. 



So, what did we do? Well, in short, Everything. At least everything a normal human being is supposed to be able to do. We ran, walked, crawled, picked stuff up, and engaged in plenty of movement-craziness, even including fitness testing and screening. The focus was on learning the basic human movement patterns. I say "basic" because these are basic things humans are programmed to do, not because they are at all easy. In fact, I dare-say I had some of the toughest workouts I've ever had. Workouts that were also actually FUN as well as productive, leading to epic levels of soreness for the next few days. We learned how to design workouts within this system, and even designed our own workouts and coached each other; an invaluable experience. 



Taking pushups to the next level.



Steve also talked about the history and development of exercise in general, and of the evolution of the modern fitness movement. As a fitness nerd and student of movement, I found this fascinating. He boldly stated that most modern gyms are actually very unsuitable places for working out, something I couldn't agree with more. The endless rows of hamster wheels and pec decs do little for physical development, and can in some cases be detrimental to your health, albeit giving you a superficial layer of non-functional muscle. And for what? So you can parade around looking cocky with large, useless, blow-up muscles? That is not higher living. A quote from Steve that I loved (forgive me Steve if this is poorly paraphrased!):



"You don't wanna look like Tarzan and perform like Jane. You wanna look like Tarzan, AND perform like him as well"



Succinctly put. However, the thing I like most about his philosophy is his lack of dogma. He doesn't say machine training is useless, in fact, for rehabilitation it can be quite useful. He states they can be an effective supplemental tool for trainees who already have good mobility and movement patterns. I like that. It's a sign of open and sensible thinking, something sorely lacking in the fitness industry today, and something I try to emulate as much as possible.


What you get when you don't pay attention in class.


A CAVEAT 

Now, before I get too wrapped up in my own dogma and convince you that my man-crush on Steve will eventually lead to our wedding, there are a few things this cert doesn't do. Will it give you bigger arms? Maybe, if you've never trained before, but not likely. Will you be a better powerlifter? It may help, but it won't increase your numbers. Will you win a Crossfit competition? Probably not. 

So, now you're likely wondering, what's my point? Well, as much as I love Steve's system, there are quicker ways to reach goals. If you simply want bigger arms, do lots of curls and tricep extensions. If you want a big squat, then squat. If you (for some uknown reason) want to be able to do power cleans for high reps, then you need to do just that. Whether or not a goal is right or wrong is irrelevant. I believe we are all in charge of our own bodies and as such, also believe that goals are highly personal. For me, I'm definetly going to be putting into place A LOT of what Steve taught me, but I'm still gonna do heavy deadlifts, and powerlift, because I want to be able to pick up heavy stuff, and (when everyone has left the gym) I'll do a few curls and extensions, because big arms are fun. 

Logan lifting heavy balls.

THE BOTTOM LINE

What Steve does is give you a way to train the basic human movement patterns in a programmable and progressive manner. His focus is using exercise not as some sort of competition, but as a way of improving your health, mobility, functional strength, and vitality. If I had to choose one system to do forever, Steve's would be a good choice. Thankfully we don't live in a world of strange hypotheticals and I can mix it up. Steve himself tells me to mix it up, which is good.


So, in conclusion, Do I think Steve's system is the only one I'll use? No. 

Should it form the basis of everyone's training program? Maybe. 

Do I think Steve Maxwell makes the world a better place? DEFINETLY. 



See you next year Steve! (Hopefully in Greece!). Thanks to the great people at Oslo Kettlebell Gym for hosting an awesome weekend! Special thanks to Hans-Petter Skolsegg for the photos.

Check out Steve Maxwell's site here to read his blog and find a seminar near you.

What It Means To Be An Awesome Person


It means knowing what you want and why you want it.

It means valuing the things that truly matter, like family, relationships, and commitments.

It means living an inspired life, and through that, inspiring others. 

It means the commitment to continued learning, and relentless curiosity. 

It means service to others, in whatever way you do best. 

It means not being afraid to fail, and realizing that the only failure is the reluctance to try. 

It means accepting others as they are, in whatever shape, form, color, creed, or language. 

It means the quest for continuous self-improvement, not to reach a goal, but to realize that that is the goal itself. 

It means being conscious of your choices. 

It means not trying to avoid mistakes, but trying to learn from the ones you make. 

It means being a good parent, sibling, or friend. 

It means contributing something of value to whatever you are doing. 

It means doing whatever makes you most happy. 

It means living in the moment. 

It means being grateful. 

It means being curious about all aspects of life, and realizing that everything is connected. 

It means listening more than speaking. 

It means thinking great thoughts.

It means doing great things.

It means confidence wrapped in humility. 

It means the quest for self-mastery, knowing it can never be truly obtained. 

It means knowing there are no constants, there is only process. 

It means being the better person. 

It means standing your ground and fighting when needed. 

It means to spread joy and happiness. 

It means going for Win-Win, or No Deal.

It means keeping only the things you need to live a life of joy and service to others. 

It means making yourself happy.

It means forming your own opinions. 

It means being selfish in a way that is selfless.

It means opening your heart to love.

Above all, it means living your short and beautiful life on this planet with as much vigor, passion, wisdom, and goodness as you can.

The Yogurt Epiphany

Have you ever eaten one of those yogurts with cereal on top, yogurt in the middle, and jam at the bottom? If you haven't, you should. Its good. Yours truly had that pleasure this very morning. During this luscious luncheon, I sat with a friend and we had a discussion about how we eat our yogurt. He liked to eat all the yogurt and cereal first, whereas I preferred to mix it all up. This led to a rather interesting discussion about the psychology of eating. Which in turn led a series of epiphanies about the meaning of life and how we should live. All from eating yogurt. Badass, I know.

My friend's reasoning was that it was better to eat the less desirable part (aka yogurt and cereal) and save the best part (jam) for later. The idea was to amplify the joy of eating the jam by having a purely concentrated dose of it. Also, the enjoyment of the jam would be greater by first eating something less enjoyable, thus making the jam tastier by contrast. A viable option indeed. 

For arguments sake, I asked a few questions. Do you dislike the yogurt? The answer, noDo you dislike the cereal? again, no. Hmm.. Interesting. While I don't disagree with the notion of pleasure delaying (I do this myself all the time, from cheat days, to periodic fasting), it sparked a sliver of thought in my mind. Another question arose, Why deprive yourself of the joy of experiencing the yogurt and cereal just for the illusion of sweet jammy goodness. In reality, the yogurt, jam, and cereal was placed together for a reason. It works. The combination of those ingredients are greater than the sum of its parts. 1+1+1 doesn't equal 3, it equals 10. Your Net Happiness is higher when you combine things that make a greater whole.  The jam sweetens the yogurt, the yogurt adds creaminess to the jam, and the cereal crunches the whole thing up and adds volume. Boom! A holistic experience of jammy, yogurty, crunchy goodness!


Seriously, whats NOT to like about any of this?


If you have read this far, I salute you, but if you haven't yet asked yourself what the hell I'm talking about then I question your sanity. Truly, I'm rambling, but bear with me. What this yogurt analogy taught me is that life is not always merely a series of work or play, suffering or pleasure situations; Where the goal is to get through the bad bits to experience the good. 

Firstly, the apparent "bad bits" may not be as bad as you think. Yogurt is good, but when cast in the shadow of jam's goodness seems bad in comparison. Working out is hard and painful, but the joy of movement is something you miss when you are sick or injured. Yes, there are people richer, stronger, and more successful than you, but there are also those who aren't. Don't demonize things that are essentially not bad. 

When you actually do face something that is considered suffering, don't suppress it. Feel it. Experience it. Don't fast forward your awareness to a point where you experience pleasure, for it is only through suffering that we can know joy. Khalil Gibran probably sums things up better than I ever can:


Is not the cup that holds your wine the very
cup that was burned in the potter's oven?

And is not the lute that soothes your 
spirit, the very wood that was hollowed
with knives?

When you are joyous, look deep into
your heart and you shall find it is only that
which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy.

When you are sorrowful look again in 
your heart, and you shall see that in truth
you are weeping for that which has been 
your delight.

Some of you say, "Joy is greater than
sorrow," and others say, "Nay, sorrow is
the greater.

But I say unto you, they are inseparable.


Live each moment, good or bad, and be present, for all we have is this moment. Today, a cup of yogurt taught me something about life. Tomorrow, something else will. As big and wonderful as life can be, it's still made up of small moments. Each can teach you something, if you only make the effort to see. So, give it a try..

It's easier than you think.

The Caveman Dilemma


Good health and fitness are artificial, like everything else. 

Have you ever stopped and thought about how incredibly wonderful, beautiful, weird, and simultaneously horrific our world is? We have done some great things, transcending our humble origins as amoeba swimming seas and monkeys climbing trees. We drove a car on the moon and created the large hadron collider. However, before we pat ourselves on the back let's remember we also created reality shows, huge differences in the distribution of wealth, and Angry Birds

Harsh but mostly true.

As a species, we are nothing if not a paradox, and as far as we know, we are the only one actively creating environments that are detrimental to ourselves. The thing is, we mean well, it just comes out wrong. Eating and working out are areas of life where this discrepancy shines forth all the time.


The Foodgasm: Pleasure vs. Nutrition


Is this necessary for survival? No. Am I gonna eat it anyway? Hells to the YES!


 
Humans use chemical energy derived from consuming and breaking down different substances; Modern humans call this food. We have taste and smell to help us determine what we want. The problem is, what we want is not usually what we need. Through millions of years of mammalian evolution, hard times with long periods of little nourishment, we have evolved the desire for foods with a high energy return; fats and carbohydrates. Also, through the wonderful process of natural selection, guess which ones of our ancestors survived these? Yup, the fat, greedy, violent ones. Those who were strong and vicious enough to secure food survived. The implication is that as a species, we have evolved to want lots of food (especially fats and sugars). This explains why you get those unexpected cravings for junk food, even though you know it's not good for you. It's a conflict between your instinct-driven, lizard brain, and your sense of reason. In pre-historic times, this wasn't an issue. You simply ate whatever you found. Fat storage was considered a good thing, and many ancient cultures viewed excess weight as desireable. Now, however, we technically have unlimited access to whatever foods we want, be they good or bad for you (and lets face it, 90% of the things in mot supermarkets make you fat). Assuming you are an adult responsible for her own decisions, there is no-one there to limit you besides yourself. Honestly, I don't trust myself. I would say that on average, people give in to their instincts more often than reason. This is evidenced by the fact that in the western world (and now, Asia), obesity, heart disease, diabetes, and general poor health is rampant. Even in Oslo, Norway (where I currently live), a country whose inhabitants generally have healthy lifestyles, obesity and poor health is on the rise. Our artificially created environments are winning, and they are claiming our health and good physiques as their trophies. No wonder, its like putting a tired, fat kid in a candy store where everything is free and then telling him to pay for a stalk of celery with 10 pushups. He'd most likely give you the finger and start stuffing his face. 

This is our caveman food dilemma. So, how do we combat this trend? Nutritionists, fitness experts, health workers, doctors, and psychologists work tirelessly trying to force people to eat things they hate, and to not eat things they like, so they can live longer and feel healthier. The entire health and fitness field is an artificial method used to restore balance. To help us fight ourselves. 

Working Out: Life Support for a Lazy Body


Behold, the future.


Exercise is a perfect example of this. Our bodies evolved over millions of years to run in the forest, hunt, gather, climb - so we could get as much as possible of that fatty, nutrient rich food that was so scare at the time. The time gave credence to the statement "Only the fittest survive". A fit human was a living human. Period. Being unhealthy and out of shape is pathologic. When humans are in good shape, we are essentially "normal", or, as we should be. This is why we feel so much better when we are in shape; We don't get sick as much, we experience less pain, we have more energy, and even perform better sexually. Movement is medicine. Even in fairly recent times, humans regularly performed manual labour, stimulating our bodies physically. Recent developments and the division of labour have led to us spend most of our day either sitting down to work or performing a movement repetitively and monotonously over time; both equally detrimental to us. This is the caveman movement dilemma. We have created an environment that is essentially unsuited to our movement needs. An average day for an office worker looks something like this: Get out of bed, sit in your car to drive to work, sit for eight hours, drive home, sit on your couch because your so "exhausted", and finally lie down in bed. Rinse and repeat. The net result of this for most people is obesity, low energy, depression, and diminished sex drive. 

How has it come to this? Again, due to the in-discrepancy between our instincts and environment. Pre-historic man was in good shape because he had to be. As such, his body worked to be as efficient as possible, both with regard to body composition and movement. If you were to lie down and not move at all for several weeks, most of the muscle in your body would atrophy (disappear), and you would be a bag of bones. The body conserves what it does not need, and muscle is expensive. It costs a lot of training and high quality nutrients to maintain. But it is worth the price. Not paying the price results in all of the bad things mentioned above, along with the inevitable future of heart disease, hip/knee replacement surgery, liposuction, and loss of function. 

How do we fight this? Well, exercise is our way of artificially restoring humans to a state of normality. It is the prescribed medicine for this illness. Luckily, you don't need much. We are (thankfully) not required to wrestle bears for sustenance any more, and as such our needs have changed. At the "bear" minimum (insert studio laughter here), we need to train enough to not feel pain, prevent muscoskeletal injuries, stay lean, and have good internal organ health. However, if doing the bare minimum where all that was necessary, we would simply strap ourselves to tubes being fed intravenously with a nutrient solution while eletrodes periodically zapped our muscles to keep them alive; our brains hooked up to a supercomputer where the newly digitized mind could roam the interwebz for all eternity. 

And I'm pretty sure it would look something like this.

Despite looking cool, it's not a prospect I'm overly exited about. Personally, I want to have more than the bare minimum of physical prowess. I want to be able to lift heavy things, run up a flight of stairs, and move and explore our earth without nearly collapsing from exertion. Most importantly, I want to take care of my body because it carries my brain, and is thus the vessel of my soul. Not taking care of it is disrespecting yourself and the gift of life the universe has given you. Think about that when you are trying to motivate yourself to work out. And remember that when you do treat yourself, it will be that much more satisfying. The battle is on, and its us against ourselves. Good luck all you awesome cavemen (and cavewomen) out there. And as Spock would say: 


Live long and prosper.

How to Work Out: Part Two: Designing Workouts and More Awesomeness..

Fitness doesn't have to consume your life. In fact, I would prefer it didnt. 

I've noticed a polarization in the world of health. On the one side you have the super lazy, garbage eating, couch potatoes on a one-way flight to diabetes and early heart disease. On the other: the obsessed fitness freak, working out several times a week (or day), without eating enough or factoring in enough rest. Of the two, the latter is preferable, but still not healthy.

My last article was about the MED, or minimum effective dose to achieve a desired outcome, and before that, I wrote about principles of movement based exercise. In this article I would like to highlight a few additional MED principles that, when combined with movement based exercises, will help you get the most out of your training; the greatest output for the lowest input - Or, as I like to say, your greatest FROI (Fitness-Return-On-Investment). We want to protect your most valuable asset: time

FROI also rhymes with Troy, which was a pretty awesome movie.

Like, So FROI right now man.

Principles over planning

Some of the greatest fitness gains I ever made have been when I followed a strict program. Where I followed every workout to the letter, with correct progression, and where I measured EVERYTHING. That's all good, but what about when you can't do that? This past year I worked three jobs, spent time building my network, while trying to have a social life. Granted, I usually trained at least three times a week, but the problem was not the amount of training, it was my inability to stick to a plan. My schedule this year has been extremely random, and having a set program has been near impossible.  Sometimes I could workout three days one week, with one recovery day spaced perfectly in between and enough sleep. Other weeks, I could only train two days right after each other. Naturally this meant I couldn't do two heavy, full body workouts two days in a row without not being able to walk, much less perform adequately at work for at least a few days. So, what's a guy to do?

Following a program is great and takes the guesswork out of training. However, when you can't follow a program, knowing these principles will help you get a great workout, without wasting time trying to figure out what to do. So, stop wasting time, learn these principles, and automate your exercise decision process. In other words, "MED" the $%# outta yo training!

Exercise selection and design

In a previous article I wrote about the basic human movement patterns: Squat, Pull, Push, Hinge, and Lunge. These movements give you the most FROI for the time spent in the gym. We want a high fitness return for a low time investment. When life is random and I can't program farther than an hour in advance, I have a set of principles based on how much time I can work out a week. For example, considering the following 3 scenarios, I would select my exercises like this:

Week 1 scenario: I have three whole days to train with a days rest in between.

This is an ideal situation and many possibilites exist here. My favourite thing in this scenario is to do 3 full body workouts combining upper and lower body movements. It may look something like this:

Day 1: 
3x5 Front Squat (squat)
3x5 Bench Press (push)
1x5 Deadlift (hinge)

Day 2: 
3x10 Bulgarian split squat (lunge)
3x10 Weighted pushup (push)
3x5 Weighted pullup (pull)

Day 3: 
3x5 Deadlift (Hinge)
3x10 Overhead Press (push)
3x10 Reverse bodyweight lunge (lunge)

Week 2 scenario: I only have two days to train and they are right after each other.

Here I have different options. The goal is to get a good set of workouts done without the first day affecting the second. One option is doing an upper/lower body split:

Day 1: Lower body
3x5 Front Squat (squat)
3x10 Reverse Lunge (lunge)
1x5 Deadlift (hinge)

Day 2: Upper body
Overhead Press 3x5
Weighted Pullups 3x5
3x10 Bodyweight pushups
3x10 Bodyweight inverted rows


Week 3 scenario: Im extremely busy this week and have only 1 hour to train!

Hey, we're all busy right? Sometimes life gets in the way and I'm really strapped for time. Then I pick two exercises that give me the largest FROI. I like Bench presses and Deadlifts. This combination hits pretty much every muscle in the body. Deadlifts should be done heavy with low reps and I'm a fan of doing 10 reps total, here done in a set of 5 reps, 3, then 2, where the weight increases with each set. Ramping the weight this way allows for a large amount of volume as well as stimulating your body with heavy weights.

Day 1:
Deadlift 3x(5,3,2) (increasing weight each set, also called "ramping")
Bench Press 4x10 (ramping the weight, AMRAP: As many reps as possible last set - have a spotter for this!)

Loading parameters

Now that you have selected your exercises based on how much time you have to train, the next consideration is loading. When an exercise is chosen, it is essentially a movement prescribed to elicit a desired outcome. Think of it as medicine. Loading is the required dose. When we lift a weight we usually give ourselves a target repetition range (eg: 5reps) Without even knowing your strength you can estimate how heavy you should lift. When we say 5 reps we mean pick a weight you can lift 5-6 times, after which the weight is simply too heavy for more repetitions. In other words, this is a weight your body can only lift 5 times before needing a break. Choosing a rep range of 10 will necessitate a lower weight than a rep range of 5.  Lifting a heavier weight for fewer reps affects your body in a profoundly different way than lifting a lighter weight for higher reps. Understanding how these loading parameters affect your body is crucial in making intelligent decisions about how much work you perform. 

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Lighter weights with higher reps tend to promote sarcoplasmatic muscle growth (increased water and glucose retention in muscle fibres) and lower reps with higer weight tend to increase neurological strength and myofibrilar muscle growth (increased bodyweight to strength ratio and larger muscle fibres). Doing both in a hybrid fashion allows one to train both aspects and thus optimize your FROI; Applying the MED to acheive a body that is both athletic and aesthetically pleasing.

Tracking and Progression

An important component of an effective training program is progression. This is one of the most logical considerations but it's amazing how many people don't do it. An exercise applies a stress to the body, which the body then adapts to when resting. If you lift a heavy weight, or do a lot of pushups, your body will adapt to this new demand by getting stronger or developing more endurance. To continue developing you need to apply a higher level of stress to allow even greater levels of adaptation. This means lifting more weight, doing more reps, changing the tempo (cadence) of the movement, or modifying the movement to put the body at a mechanical disadvantage forcing the muscles to work harder. Whatever the case, you need to make the exercise more challenging once your body has adapted. 

Tracking your workouts is an excellent way to ensure progression. There are many ways to do this. I use my smartphone and Evernote, but a simple notebook will do the trick. This way, you never cheat yourself, and ensure you are where you need to be on your progression timeline. Make a note of how much weight you lifted on a given session, and if you completed all reps with good form, either add more weight, or higher reps, depending on your goals.

Cardio 

You might have noticed I haven't added much cardio to the workout routines outlined above. When most people think of cardio they think of things like biking, running, swimming, etc. The thing is, "cardio" is really any activity that allows you to train your cardiovascular system. Squats can be a "cardio" exercise if done with high enough reps (generally over 30reps). 

Personally I don't do much cardio. I used to. Having been a spinning instructor I would often have several sessions a week (or day!). I'm not currently training for an endurance event, so I usually do a medium to long cardio session once a week and a quick "finisher" after one of my workouts. This is mainly to increase circulation and for active recovery. 

The problem I see with people's intentions in doing cardio is that most believe this is the best way to lose weight. If you want to lose weight, watch your diet. Eat less, cut down on starches and junk food until you like what you see. Doing endless amounts of cardio increases cortisol (a stress hormone) in your blood, which can actually prevent fat loss! Strength training increases fat burning over time as it creates the hormonal environment in your body suitable for fat loss. This is not to say you shouldn't ever do cardio, just moderate it. Most importantly, don't think you can compensate for poor dietary choices by "burning it off" with cardio. It's simply not healthy. 

Rest

An important aspect of any training program is rest, and is worth your consideration. The true gains from any training come when you're not actually training, when your body is recovering, adapting, and growing. Without good quality sleep and a calm mind, your body will deteriorate. I recommend 7 hours of sleep. More and you'll grow lethargic, less and you'll face health problems. 

How not to sleep.

I make sure im in bed 7 hours before I need to get up, and read fiction for 30 mins. I used to read business and fitness books before sleep, but that aggravated my insomnia. I find that reading fiction works better than any sleeping pill, as it trains present-state awareness and detaches the mind from daily stresses. This leaves me 30 minutes of sleep initiation time, and six hours of core sleep. An REM sleep cycle lasts 90 minutes, equating to four whole sleep cycles. Waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle is worse than sleeping less and completing one. If you have ever slept 10 hours and woken up groggy and tired you know what I mean. Also, make sure you reduce liquid intake 2-3 hours before bed so you don't wake up with the need to use the bathroom.

Summary

Understanding these basic principles will give you the foundation you need to make sensible exercise decisions (as well as make you awesome). If you utilize the basic human movements, the concept of the Minimal Effective Dose (MED), and the principles above, you are well on your way to workout awesomeness. Let's summarize:

1. Focus on basic human movement patterns: Squat, Pull, Push, Hinge, Lunge.
2. Identify your goals and apply the MED required to achieve them.
3. Select exercises intelligently based on how much time you have to train.
4. Select the appropriate loading parameters.
5. Use progressive overload in your workouts.
6. Get a workout diary!
7. Include some cardio/energy systems work. 
8. SLEEP!

And remember:

We don´t stop training because we grow old; we grow old because we stop training.