The F Word.

We all have it. That hideous, dirty, F word. No matter how hard you try, no matter what you do, it's there.. I'm talking about FAT.  In this article I will specifically address the problem of stubborn bodyfat. If you are already relatively lean or have recently lost weight, there's a good chance you still have stubborn body fat. You know what I'm talking about.. Lower abs, triceps, low back.. Take your pick. Naturally, this is frustrating for a lot of people, and it may seem hopeless at times. Let me clear up some of the frustration for you.


Don't do this.

The process of fat loss can be analogous to the process of draining a swimming pool of water. No matter which diet or style of eating you follow, in order to burn fat you must consume fewer calories than you use. This is based on the law of thermodynamics which, unfortunately, no one has figured out how to break. As you reduce calories your body mobilizes fat (and potentially other tissues) for energy. Let's return to the swimming pool analogy; if fat were water, the swimming pool would be slowly emptied. However, almost all swimming pools have a deep and shallow end and as you approached the bottom you would begin to see the shallow end a lot sooner than the deep end. In order to completely empty the deep end, you would have to completely drain the pool. Regarding fat loss, the deep end represents your stubborn body fat. In order to burn this, you need to drastically reduce your OVERALL body fat. Sounds simple right? Just keep eating less and less? Well.. In reality there are things that complicate this process. Here are a few of the most common complications (from baye.com):

1. Stubborn bodyfat is often a different "kind" of fat
This type of  fat often has less blood flow, is more sensitive to insulin, and has more of the receptors for hormones causing fat to be stored and less of the receptors causing fat to be released. Because of this, your body tends to draw on fat stores in other areas first,

2. Rate of fat loss is inversely proportional to how much you have
This simply means that the less fat you have, the harder it is to lose. This is because your body can only take a certain PERCENTAGE of its energy from fat each day. If you are familiar with the Law of Diminishing Returns from economics, you will find that it applies quite poignantly to fat loss also.

3. As you get leaner, the contrast may appear greater
This is an observation I made chatting with clients and through my own experience. As you start to lose body fat, these stubborn areas can APPEAR more visible, even though during measurements total body fat is lower. Understandably, this can be frustrating as despite all your hard work, it may actually feel like you are fatter when the opposite is true.

Fat-Loss Myths


I hope you now have a greater understanding of the intricacies of fat loss and particularly of stubborn fat loss. It all sounds pretty easy in theory, but the difficulty is in applying the knowledge. Unfortunately, there are a lot of misconceptions about how to burn fat. Before I go into them, I would like to predicate this with saying that there is no "BEST" way. The optimal methods are individual and each person requires a different solution. That being said, there definitely poor strategies out there for fat loss, largely based on misinterpretations and myths. Here are the most common myths debunked:

1. To lose belly fat, I need to do abdominal exercises
This is such a common misconception that I need you to repeat after me several times"I cannot spot-reduce fat". Fat loss is global, meaning that when you cut calories, you body loses fat all over, and finally in these stubborn areas previously mentioned. This is a proven fact and is not even up for debate any more. While there are a few rare studies that show it is possible to burn SOME fat by exercising the underlying musculature, the effect is so small as to not be worth your time.

2. To lose fat I need to do lots of "cardio"
This is another area where people are wildly misguided. Doing some sort of repetitive, rhythmic "cardio" (spinning, running, etc) seems to be the default mode of exercise for time-starved, frustrated men and women looking for a quick way to get "tired". The problem is, getting "tired" and actually creating a favorable aesthetic adaptation in the body are two completely different things. The rationale for "cardio" is that people want to "burn off" the fat. While well meaning and technically correct, the amount of fat burned is so low as to be meaningless compared to the time invested during the activity. But Eddie you say, "the treadmill told me I burned 300 calories in that one hour I did on the elliptical machine!" Ok, well, before you pat yourself on the back, let's REALLY find out what's happening here. First, why do you think the treadmill asked you to program in your weight? Because it has to calculate how many calories you are burning, but it also calculates your BMR (basal metabolic rate), which is the amount of calories you burn to maintain basic bodily functions. Lets say, for instance, that you burn 60 calories an hour as your BMR (an average which depends on weight, height, etc). Given this, during your one hour "cardio" session you would have actually burned 240 calories, which is the equivalent of drinking a Grande Starbucks Frappucino, which can be consumed in 5 minutes. 240 calories is still something, but that one hour of cardio will inevitably make you much hungrier, and therefore much more likely to over-eat. The fat-loss benefit from such an activity is an incredibly poor investment of time. If this wasn't enough of a deterrent to using "cardio" for fat loss, you also have to consider that some forms of cardio, like running, can lead to the accumulation of wear and tear on the joints and non-contractile structures of the body (like tendons and spinal discs). Why do you think Runner's knee exists? Chronically performing cardio without strength training also leads to wasting of muscle tissue, which leads to a reduction of muscle, which leads to a reduced BMR (meaning a lower expenditure of calories on a daily basis). I personally use this type of cardio occasionally but for the opposite reason; to increase my hunger so I can eat more in order to GAIN weight when I'm trying to put on muscle. There are however, some uses for this type of activity, but are beyond the scope of this article. 


Is this you?

3. You need to constantly vary the exercises to "confuse the muscles" to burn more fatWhoever said this has no idea how muscle physiology works and THEY are the one who is confused. We have already established that activity is not the way to lose fat, diet is. The idea behind constantly changing the exercises is to "keep the body guessing" so it somehow has to work harder and thus receive a larger adaptation effect. The fact is, muscles are stupid. Muscles do what the brain tells them to do. All muscles can do is contract (either shorten or extend during concentric/eccentric muscle contractions). To improve the strength and/or size of a muscle it is necessary to work it; to expose it to a load. When this happens the muscle becomes temporarily weakened and the body reacts by strengthening it. The reason muscle confusion does not work is that for a muscle to structurally change (i.e. become bigger or stronger) you need to continually expose it to the same stress. In the first 3 months of training the muscle itself does not change. The improvements in strength are due to the nervous system becoming more efficient at recruiting motor units (muscle force output). After and ONLY AFTER the neurological improvements have been optimized does the body decide to change the muscle by either increasing its size, density, or both. Muscles are too stupid to be confused, so don't try to. 

Note: There will be a few smart-asses out there who will cite research stating that training a muscle in slightly different angles leads to development of different portions of the muscle fibers depending on muscle-fiber orientation. This is true to some degree, but it is only applicable to professional bodybuilders looking to "peak the bicep" or "shape the outer calf" and even these guys do not vary the exercises too much, they simply include more to target different areas. The same linear rules of adaptation apply, and for the average joe looking to cut fat, this level of precision is not only unnecessary, but impractical. 



If you read the passage to the left, it's no longer your trainers fault. 
So.. Now what?

Now that you have an intellectual understanding of the fat loss process. I humbly offer a simple formula for you to follow in order to shave those slabs of fat off:

1. Measure your bodyfat percent and weight at the start of this process and every 2-3 weeks. This will allow you to make adjustments as needed and motivate you.

2. Slowly reduce calories by eating less. Focus on eating good quality, nutrient dense foods that increase satiety, with sufficient protein to maintain muscle. Avoid heavily processed foods and especially alcohol and refined carbohydrates.

3. Train 2-3 times per week and focus on high intensity resistance training with progressive loading. The purpose here is to maintain lean muscle mass as you reduce calories to burn fat. Traditional "cardio" can be helpful but for most people is unnecessary and only gets in the way of the process.

4. As you lose fat, you may have to actually increase your calories the leaner you get. See point #2 in the stubborn fat loss section above.

5. Continually measure and track progress. Adjust as necessary until you hit your aesthetic goals. 

Conclusion

If you understand the theories above and the process, you will begin to see how simple it really is. The fitness industry profits by trying to complicate things for you, when in reality it is the simplification of the process that leads to results. The real difficulty is not in the theory behind fat loss, it is in the application of it. If we streamline and refine our principles, the application becomes easier and fool-proof. If you keep it simple, train smart, and eat sensibly, you will see progress. Logic and sense almost inevitably leads to positive outcomes. 

Going Minimal: How to Get Rid of 80% of all Your Stuff

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupe

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” - Leonardo da Vinci

Take a long hard look at all your stuff. Now throw it all out.

Accumulation vs Liberation

I would argue that up to 80% of what people own is functionally useless to them and can even cause more stress and unhappiness. The fact is, most people are caught up in an accumulation mindset. We are taught from a young age to always strive for more, work hard, buy a house and become just like mommy and daddy. It's an insidious concept inceptioned into our brains from childhood, and most never cure themselves of this ailment. In actuality, what really makes humans happy is not getting more stuff, its getting more freedom. We have it all backwards. And believe me, no one was worse than me. I always wanted the new thing or gadget. Luckily, I converted not long ago.

I took a good look at my posssessions and went throguh the arduous task of throwing away, or giving to charity all the things I didn't need. It's still not perfect, and I'm pretty sure there's a lot more stuff I can get rid of. But I'm also pretty sure I could pack most of my life into a suitcase or two and bounce.

And I've never been happier.

In case you didn't know
The Experience Economy

The biggest difference however, is not just what I own. It's the mentality I employ. I still buy new stuff, but the focus is completely different. You need to realize that any material thing you buy ultimately equates to an experience. When you spend money, you essentially spend time (the time you spent making the money) and so indirectly spend a portion of your life. When you think of it that way, it makes you think twice before blowing cash away.

So, when you spend money (life) to buy things (experiences), don't get too wrapped up in the thing itself. Having something is not a goal unto itself and people who hoard things better have a good reason (for example an art collection that serves as an investment vehicle). Getting something just because you want to own it, means you want the experience of taking something and keeping it just for yourself. This is an essentially childish mindset and you now have something in common with kindergarden children (gimme! its mine!). Let's all try and be adults here.

The Neonaissance Human, wise in the ways of the world and enlightened, always attempts to move away from a mentality of accumulation and towards liberation. In this, the goal should not be to accumulate things, but to strip away superfluous fatty tissue and lean out your life experience. Any thing you spend life credits on should be toward giving you an experience which will enrich your reality.

An accumulation mindset is a little old fashioned and most of our older generation are plagued by this; the desire to accumulate and collect. You see the afflicted lugging around possesions and spending whole weekends "clearing out the basement". What a waste of life credits. The modern definition of wealth means mobility, freedom, and happiness. Money is a tool that facilitates this. Objects and things are tools that facilitate this. Sure, it's important to make money and have the things you need, but it's important to look at how you do this. What is the net experience of life you want? If you wind up just working for money and things at the expense of mobility, freedom, and happiness, you'll wind up with a negative balance. There are plenty of suicidal millionaires out there, believe me.

The reason our parents' generation were so obsessed with accumulation is that most of them either came from destitution and poverty or were raised in a post-world-war/cold-war era where resources and jobs were scarce, owning things was considered high status, and equal playing field platforms like the internet didn't exist. People living in our modern world are faced with the opposite problem. Information overload, cheap, foreign manufactured products, and millions of impulses bombarding us on a daily basis. Our challenge now, is managing information. Most of us can whip out our phone and google anything about anything. It's a miracle actually. The challenge is how to deal with it.

The best way to manage information and our material possessions is through constant simplification. Constantly striving for elegance; the smallest number of moving parts.


Is it a spoon? bowl? fork? Its all of them!

The 80/20 of Minimalism

Pareto's law states that 80% of the effects of a given circumstance arise from 20% of the causes. In sales, this means that 20% of your clients likely give you 80% of your revenue. In personal minimalism, it stands to reason that approximately 20% of your stuff provides you 80% of your happiness and functionality. The trick is knowing what the 20% is.

If in doubt as to whether something is a part of that elusive 20%, ask yourself these questions: 

1. Have I used this item in the last month?
2. If this item is a "memory" do I regularly enjoy that memory or intend on passing it down to my offspring?
3. Will my offspring be happy to have this "memory" (or will it be a burden for them to manage)?
4. Does owning and taking care of this item make me happy?
5. Am I keeping this item because of the "sunk-cost" phenomenon (i.e. I'm keeping it not because I need/like it, but because it was expensive)?
6. Would someone less fortunate be better off with this item?
7. If a hurricane was coming in 3 hours and was going to blow my house down, would this make it in the list of items I could fit in one suitcase?

If you answered NO to any of the questions 1,2,3,4 and 7, and YES to any of the questions 5 and 6, you need to seriously consider why you're still keeping this item.

The Progression to Minimalism

Ok, so you've realized you're a hoarding materialist who can't even let go of the blankie you had when you were five, now what? Well, in the beginning, you'll probably spend a great deal of time just organizing and getting rid of stuff, which is ok. Don't feel bad if you have to throw stuff out. Yes, you may be being "wasteful" now, but in the long run you'll consume far less that you're throwing away by eschewing a life of hoarding and embracing a life of minimalism.

Here's a good progression to follow:

1. Start Big (1-2 days): In my experience, It's good to have one big blow-out to get you started. Put away a weekend, rent a van, and get nasty. Your grandma gave you those shoes? Too bad, you haven't used them since 1985. Chuck em'. You don't need to be specific, and if there's a few casualties on the way, you'll survive them. The idea here is to use this as an emotional catharsis, a purging. An emergence of the new, minimalist butterfly from the sluggish, unsightly larvae from whence you came.

2. Fine Tuning (1-2 years): Now that you've done your big move, the next few weeks, months, or years will be dedicated to all those niggly little things that just won't go away. Things that you simply can't find a place for, objects that have a medium level of memory attached to them that are hard to let go of, or things that are simply difficult to dispose of. This will take time. Just remember our 80/20 rule.

3. Maintainance: (2+ years): Now that you've pared down your items to the crucial 20% the goal is maintaining this, with constant vigilance and mindfulness. Also, profylaktic measures can be taken to ensure you don't get into a situation which will cause hoarding. Assosiating with like-minded people helps, or converting your misled brethren. I have friends who have lived out of a suitcase for almost a decade, are successful and perfectly happy; like my coach and friend, Steve Maxwell.

The Cure and the Cause

In our efforts to create more and do more, humanity (at least in the developed world) have become far too good at this. We are literally drowning in our own consumerism. But this doesn't mean we all need to become bhuddist monks and give up all our possesions, we simply need to be mindful and intelligent consumers. Take what you need and be precise in what you want. The way things are going right now is DEFINETLY unsustainable, and ironically, the thing that will make your life better, will also save the world.

So don't be lame.. You want to save the world right?!

Movement Complexity vs Linear Progression: The Final Showdown

Generally, the health and fitness world is polarized into two camps. Those who advocate the use of linear programming (meaning few of the same exercises repeated over and over with increasing intensity) and those who use variation (different exercises each time with a focus on movement teaching and exploration). Regardless of who uses each paradigm, they usually have quite vehement arguments for their point of view. The field is, generally skewed toward linear programming, with advocates of such an approach lambasting any opposers who tout a varied routine. This article is my attempt to break each of these philosophies down, with the pros and cons of each, and how I would use them.

Linear Progression

Examples: Powerlifting, bodybuilding, or fixed met-con routines for time.


Simple isn't always bad
Pros:
  • It's measurable. Theres the old adage "what gets measured gets managed", and its mostly true. Effective progress comes from tracking and measuring.
  • Fewer, simpler exercises make it easier to perfect the movements (note: easier, not "easy")
  • Usually, the more general an exercise, the greater the transfer to sports and activities of daily living and linear programs tend to use general exercise (eg: barbell back squat vs twisting dragon squat)

Cons: 
  • A focus on quantity often leads to a loss of quality. In an effort to get their numbers up or increase their "Fran" time, trainees may sacrifice form or technique in order to reach that goal. Unless you are competing in powerlifitng, having a big squat is not a goal unto itself. Training is in order to prepare you for other things in life and should stimulate an adaptation in your body, whether you lift 10 kilos or 100.
  • Can be boring and difficult for some trainees to stick to. Take your average, unmotivated client. For a trainer, getting them to stick to a 5x5 routine for 5 years may be difficult and you might wind up losing that client to someone who provides more variety and fun.

Exercise Variation

Examples: Animal/primal movement classes, HIIT circuits with ever changing workouts



Like these dudes
Pros:
  • Higher movement complexity activates the motor cortex of the brain and can be a welcome stimulus for the average desk-jockey living in a 2-dimensional world.
  • Routines that are fun and exiting for some clients which could lead to greater client retention for trainers.
  • More complex movements can help screen and diagnose dysfunction as it's harder for the trainee to mask biomechanical weaknesses.
  • Can potentially improve body awareness more than linear training.
  • Helps maintain a high degree of mobility as the body is always training in multiple planes of movement (for example, you can have a big squat but still struggle to get up and down from the floor effortlessly)

Cons:
  • Constant variation is an inefficient way to increase quantitative loading.
  • For trainees with extensive motor control and mobility issues, programs emphasizing complex movements might be too difficult to perform.
  • Might be too "random" for some trainees to enjoy.

Puttin' it all together

Given the myriad of pros and cons for each, the rational approach is (as always) somewhere in the middle. The answer as to which is best is (un-sexily)... it depends.. Some people benefit from linear programming and repetition (rehab patients, and athletes spring to mind), whereas some benefit from variety (desk jockeys, advanced recreational trainees, and unmotivated trainees).

The rational apporach and one we use at the Oslo Kettlebell Gym, is to combine the two. Some days with linear, measured programming, and other days with complex movement exploration and variety. In putting together cycles and programs, it's useful to understand this relationship:



If it's in graph form, you know its legit

I define intensity in this graph as how much a trainee can quantitatively lift (eg: weight on a barbell). Intensity can also be qualitative, as in how hard a trainee can contract her muscles, but this is, in effect, subjective. Quantitative measurement of muscle contraction is indeed possible using electromyographic analysis, but is cumbersome and impractical for most people unless they need it for rehab or sports teams that can afford to implement it.

When programming for simple vs complex exercise, I try to imagine an inverse relationship between intensity and complexity. The more complex a movement, the lower the intensity or loading. The simpler a movement, the higher the loading. Duh right? In case this wasn't clear enough I put an "optimal relationship" label on the line so now you know its true because the internet told you so. The dotted line represents a suboptimal relationship between the two, where either loading/intensity, or complexity can be maximized.

Gimme a program already!

Here are a few examples of programming using the different approaches.

Low complextiy, high intensity:

Workout A
5x3 Barbell Front Squats
3x10 Weighted chinups

Workout B
5x5 Barbell Deadlifts
3x5 Barbell Press

Perform these workouts three times a week, alternating workout each time. Increase loading incrementally each workout if you complete the required reps. Usually done in 4-12 week cycles.

High complexity, low intenstiy:

Freeflow primal movement class, layering complex movments into a flow. An example would be:


Front crawl, underswitch to crab walk, scorpion kick to front kick, swoop kick, hindu pushup, iranian crescent moon pushup.

Medium complexity, medium intensity:

Many advanced kettlebell exercises fall into this category and could include:

Windmill
Turkish Get Up
Rotational swing
Snatch
Overhead lunge

You could certainly perform a VERY heavy turkish get up, but you'll always be able to deadlift more, meaning the relative intensity for that particluar trainee in the TGU would still be lower than her deadlift.

Programming Faults

For those not graph-savvy, the space between "optimal relationship" and "sub-optimal" relationship" can be attributed to programming faults, ie. the trainer didn't optimally assess the possible balance of movements and intensity. There is slack in this relationship and there is room for optimalization.

In practice, this is often very hard to measure, and is often only visible after a given workout, but good trainers and therapists should be able to, over time, gauge what her client or class needs and adjust accordingly. The lesson here for coaches is to always be aware of ways to optimize this relationship and take a good, hard look at your programming.

The lesson for my workout peeps is to simply be aware of the relationship between complexity and intensity and don't do stupid things like trying to do complex movements at high intensity (eg: high rep heavy barbell snatches.. cough.. crossfit.. cough)

The Bottom Line

Although being sensational and having an adamant viewpoint is useful for marketing purposes and creating hype, the truth about training is really much more multifaceted. Experts forcing their opinion on the world do this partially to leverage their expertise and sell their product, which is their knowledge and experience. Oh, your're a proponent of barbell training and you also happen to sell barbells and books on barbell training as well? How convenient! Joe Average, unenlightened in the ways of fitness, often seeks a guru or extreme coach of sorts offering a one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter apporach as though it were the only thing. Such is the extremist mindset of human nature. 


Everyone must do squats and only squats forever!!!

People like extremes, and let's face it, having a balanced outlook isn't sexy enough for most. But I propose a new model, lets try and look at things with an open mind. After all, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Training: The Gateway Drug to Personal Development?

I keep asking myself the same question: Why do we workout? Here are the top reasons that keep springing to mind (in no particular order).

Look good naked
Increase athletic performance
Subtract fat
Add muscle
Get stronger
Existential satisfaction
For fun
To improve posture and alignment
To improve mobility

All valid reasons, and any one of these alone is a worthwhile goal (but let's admit it, it's really all about looking good naked). Nevertheless, I'd like to offer a new reason: To facilitate personal development. 

Allow me to elucidate. 

Training offers a gateway and systematic approach that can be applied to everything in life, from improved business acumen, healthier relationships with others, and even better thought processes. Sure, you can try and improve these indivually, but working systematically to improve your physique is, in my opinion, the easiest way.

The Point Of It All

The skills you learn in training; discipline, habit formation, planning, and fortitude are extremely transferrable to other aspects of life. Workout-neophytes benefit from pushing themselves beyond their comfort zones. People who have never trained tend to not understand what I call "therapeutic discomfort". Discomfort in the form of pain or injury are (somewhat obviously) undesirable. However, there is a different kind of discomfort. The one that comes from pushing yourself to sweat, breathe heavy, and move in ways you didn't think possible. It's this kind of postive stress that leads to the initial quick adaptations in the beginner. Beginners (as long as they don't have pain and are cleared by their physio/doctor for exercise) benefit from hard training using simple exercises, namely because they are not strong enough to hurt themselves and don't have the motor control to perform more difficult movements. Simple but hard is the way to go.

Transferred to real life, imagine what would happen if your business started to take a downturn, or you suddenly got tired of your newborn baby? Shit would go to hell that's what. In these situations, you need the tenacity to push through discomfort and weather the storm of a few bad business decisions to pull the business through, or two months of sleeping less than five hours a night to keep your baby alive. Whatever the case, physical strength begins with mental toughness, and working out is a great way to develop both. 

Medium to advanced trainees need to modulate their training so as not to push too hard. Since they are so strong, overtension in muscles and slightly bad technique under those loads can cause serious injury. These trainees need to learn to control their training to provide an optimal stimulus and need more variation and complexity to bust through training plateaus. Their focus should also be on perfecting technique, improving posture and alignment, and increasing body awareness through mindful practice.


As well as sitting like this looking awesome

A successful business person, or someone managing a family needs, in addition to tenacity and strength, an analytical and nuanced approach. Not every decision is right for every situation, especially when handling people. The focus then becomes not just surviving, but optimizing, which is the ultimate goal. How do you make decisions that lead to positive experiences on your short, ever-decreasing time here on earth? 

The Gateway

Training offers a unique medium in which to practice these skills. Humans tend to be over-conceptual and are trapped in a world of thought. This is not always positive. Meditation and other mindfullness practices were created to help us get out of this quagmire of thought-induced stagnation. But let me ask you this.. How much are you thinking about your mortgage when you're doing heavy kettlebell snatches for time? How much do you worry about that guy who was being an asshole to you at the party last saturday when you're doing a max-effort deadlift? And how much do you worry about little stuff that really doesn't matter when you're doing hill sprints? Probably not so much I'd guess.


Training, the marijuana of the health and fitness world

The Other Side

I hope after reading this article you give your training another moment of thought and realize that you're not just training to look good naked (although that will happen), you're training your body as a way to train your mind. In essence, my body carries my brain. It's the vehicle for my mind, but it's also the gateway to mental and spiritual awesomeness. 

Use it. 

29 life lessons in 29 years

1. Don't be too obstinate. Things that were important to you 10 years ago, often mean little in the present.

2. The key to a happy life is balance; in health, wealth, and relationships.

3. Observe the law of diminishing returns. To create a strong balance, improve each aspect of your life until you hit that point.

4. Once you have lived a few decades, you have hurt others and been hurt. Forgive those who hurt you, and forgive yourself for the wrongs you have done others.

5. Always strive to free yourself from the ugliness of petty thoughts. Think in a higher way, and you shall find a higher path.

6. There's only one thing to be certain, after about 27 years your body doesn't regenerate like it used to. Take care of it properly from here on, your mama won't do it for you.

7. Realize there is a fine line between fun and escapism. It's not always clear which is which, just try and be aware of the fact.

8. Face your fears, and conquer them.

9. My favourite quote and one I will always have with me: "Vulnerant omines, ultima nectat, memento mori" - Every hour hurts, the last one kills, remember your mortality.

10. Paleo diets are largely snake oil and marketing. We have no way to really re-create what paleolithic man ate, and why should we? There. I said it.

11. In addition, extremes are generally to be avoided, and eating a varied diet is good. Even the occasional poison, read: sugar, caffeine, alcohol, and/or your stimulant of choice (with the obvious exceptions) can be beneficial to the body in small doses.

12. Game of Thrones is one of my favourite stories of all time.

13. Combining kettlebell and bodyweight training is a very good idea.

14. Read for at least 30 minutes every day, whatever you want: audiobooks count as well.

15. Everything has a label. In fitness, people like to do "yoga" or "pilates" or "crossfit". What we are all doing is basically movement, whatever label you put on it.

16. The squat is a resting postion; the original chair.

17. Demonstrating strength and building strength are two very separate things.

18. If you do something you like, don't shy away, stand tall and be proud. Avoiding praise and acknowledgement is as stupid as being overly demanding of it.

19. In doing so, learn how to accept a compliment.

20. Often, how a person does anything is how they do everything.

21. When you argue, even if you win, you lose.

22. When dealing with people, remember that the most interesting thing to that person is themself. Try to see the world from their eyes and find out what they really want.

23. Training, mobility, and physical self-maintenance is a continuous, neverending process. It is not a magical pill-like cure-all you do once. Once you accept this, everything will be much easier.

24. Strive to develop strong personal boundaries without becoming an uptight, stubborn asshole. Try everything once. Then make an opinion.

25. Riding bikes, wakeboarding, and jogging, although strenuous, do not count as purposeful, strengthening, injury-preventing training forms.

26. Lifestyle choices (like diet, sleep, and stress management) should come before fitness choices.

27. Training is a stress to the body. It is catabolic in nature. Rest and correct nutrition will strengthen you by allowing an adaptation to occur. Training is pointless without rest. This is important and you need to PLAN rest days just like you plan training days

28.  Aging gracefully doesn't mean having to sit still, wear boring clothes, and never play, train, dance, or love. You can, and should do all those things and you can wear whatever you want, it's your life.

29. There are 29,220 days in 80 years. Seize the goddamn day already!



Try my Exploding Turtle Pose to facilitate the seizing of days



The Human Machine Part 1: Posture and Alignment

The human body is a fantastic machine. It moves when we want it to, its absorbs oxygen and digests food for us. It also magically heals and fixes cuts, bruises, and scratches, even into advanced age. It's like our brains are driving a car where most actions are on autopilot, while we just plot in a route and watch movies in the backseat. There's one thing that's for certain, and it's that generally, our body will always try to heal itself. Pretty awesome.


Like Wolverine. Only much, much slower.


However, this machine isn't perfect, for a number of reasons. For one, the thing that makes it work so efficiently can also make it vulnerable. Take the body's ability to automate functions. Digestion? good. Kidney function? Good. Adaptive postural changes due to prolonged sitting? Not so good. You see, the body is very malleable, like a sort of living, organic android. Its structure (hardware) and motor pathways (software) are essentially a function of the stimulus going in, and stimulus going out. Our environment affects the structure, which affects our motor control, which revolves back into a twisted feedback loop where good behaviours are rewarded and bad behaviours punished, usually in the form of injury or pain.

Take the example of sitting, a true curse to modern society, there really isn't any way to sit properly. In short, there is no good sitting position. In the words of Kelly Starrett, "the ass is not a load-bearing surface". Prolonged sitting in front of a computer will kill your glutes, ventrally displace the head of your femurs, create instability in your lumbar spine, hypomobility in your thoracic spine, forwardly displaced shoulders, and overextended cervical spine and protruding head. No wonder people suffer from pain. In fact, considering our lifestyles, its a miracle not more people are suffering. Another testament to the strength of the human machine.

Because of all this, we need to do things that aren't really natural. We need to exercise, do warmups, movement prep, manual therapy, and get ergonomic chairs. A tiger or monkey doesn't need to warm up, it's already moving in a natural environment. It's already constantly "warmed up". The problem is, humans don't look at exercise as a natural medicine to restore the body to its healthiest state of being, they see it as a way to boost their egos and engage in competition, where in most cases, they do more harm than good. No one ever said professional athletics was healthy. Especially when average people are training like they're heading to the Olympics.

The emphasis should be on using exercise to strengthen the body, and to be in the best possible position, thus achieving optimum stability and reducing damaging shear forces. Take the example of hunched-over shoulders. We refer to this as a "protracted" shoulder, or ventrally displaced humerus. The shoulder joint is a ball and socket joint, meaning it is a ball (upper arm) that rolls around in the socket (glenoid fossa). For optimum shoulder movement, meaning best power output and lowest injury risk (shear forces), the shoulder needs to be in what we call an "instantaneous axis of rotation", meaning the ball is smack-bang center of the socket. If it is displaced forward due to prolonged sitting, the gliding of the upper arm bone will be compromised, shear forces will occur, and inflammation and pain will inevitably ensue.

Yours truly droppin' some knowledge at the Oslo Kettlebell Gym


So, what's a posturally-aware, fun-lovin' girl to do? Well, in my practice, I take the client through several processes. These are:


Part 1
1. Postural awareness and assessment

Part 2
2. Restore joint position manually or through mobility drills
3. When repositioning the joint is insufficient to resolve the pain and/or dysfunction, normalise gliding surfaces (soft tissue)

Part 3
4. Preserve improved position through purposeful exercise and mindful daily activities


This rest of this article will detail Part 1: Postural awareness and assessment

So, what the heck is good posture and why is it important? Well, we've touched upon the importance of a good shoulder position above. When training the body we must view it as a single unit, and the tensegrity approach is a wonderful paradigm to explain this. Traditionally the body has been viewed as an assemblage of separate parts like bricks in a house. However, when you destroy part of a house, the rest remains, unmoving and still functional. The body on the other hand, is different. The injury of one part, leads to a cascade of compensatory patterns and systemic weakening. According to Thomas Myers, superstar bodyworker, author of Anatomy Trains, and general badass fascia-ist, the body is more like a sailboat, where each line and rope holds the sail up, and keeps the boat moving in a tensional way. An increase in tension in one area, leads to changes in another, and so forth.

It become apparent that our previous, reductionist view of the body is antiquated. Trainers will often tell clients to stretch and get more flexible, because mobility is what its all about, or to train stability, because that's the most important thing. The truth is that what's important is balance. A tensional balance in the body that keeps all your bones aligned in a way that optimises movement efficiency and minimizes shear forces on your joints. In fact, it's almost better to be a little tight, but still mobile enough to move efficiently. Some of the most prolific yoga instructors in the US for instance, super flexible as they are, are riddled with injuries. A tensional balance and functional mobility is what the body craves and ironically, training for better alignment and posture will lead to greater force output and performance in almost all sports.

Make your training stance your everyday stance. Many people train correctly, but don't transfer this to correct biomechanics in their daily activities. They mistakenly believe that training ends when you leave the gym. This is wrong, and one should practice mindfulness and correct posture continuously throughout the day. Hard work? Yes, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

So, in summary.. Fix your posture!

Below is an example of different but common postures.
 

I'm a typical "lumbar lordosis" or what we call "Donald Duck" posture. I'm always fighting this. 


You want to be, you guessed it, the one at the far right. The plumb line down the centre should cross through your mastoid process (bone at back of ear), shoulder joint, hip joint, knee, and ankle joints. This is the most efficient way to stand to avoid shear forces and resulting pain and dysfunction. Here's a good way to sequence the movements to get into this posture for most people.

1. Stand with your feet pointing forward, and parallel like two railroad tracks.

2. Squeeze your butt to place your pelvis in neutral.

3. Align the ribs over your pelvis by dropping them slightly. Imagine your ribs and pelvis are two bowls full of water, you want to straighten them so nothing spills over the edge.

4. Tighten your abs (it requires about 20% tension in your abs to maintain stability in your lumbar spine during standing).

5. Turn your thumbs so they are facing forward.

6. Pull your shoulder blades slightly backward without elevating them.

7. Pull your chin slightly back like you're trying to make a double chin but not all the way.

8. Screw your feet into the ground lightly to create a slight external rotation torque in the hip and knee

And voila! behold, a stable, optimal posture!

Sounds like hard work huh? Well yeah, it actually is.. in the beginning. Over time your efforts will be rewarded as your body now automates the improved postural motor program into your motor cortex, myelinisation occurs, and we have now created a new, better, more optimal reality. Your body does what it does best.. Adapt.


Posturally correct, and somewhat bitchy, Christmas candy


To achieve this new, beautiful reality isn't easy. When I tell clients they need to do this they look at me incredulous, thinking, OMFG do I have to do this all the time?? And then I say, yes.. Yes you do.

Now you do too.


Stay tuned to part two and three of this article for techniques to mobilise your body into a good position, and how to train to keep it there.

The Gratitude Elixir

I have noticed a growing and unsettling plague sweeping the globe. This ailment tends to afflict the young, impressionable humans of the developed world. Symptoms include but are not limited to: procrastination, pessimism, and externalization of perceived problems. What I'm talking about is "entitlement-itis".

This particular malady renders sufferers with a belief that something is owed to them by life, because of who they are or merely because they exist. Generally a modern disease, the effect is that legions of young people believe it is their right to be rich, famous, desired, and successful without sacrificing or doing any work. In addition, they generally have a poor attitude regarding life, and the acquisition of these desirable rewards.




The rise of this disease is compounded by the effects of modern society. Television, movies, and media in general create a larger-than-life reality designed to tap into the ego of each individual, convincing the person that he or she is destined to be a great actor, action hero, music superstar, or military general. Culturally we have shifted away from a process of survival-based activities and the focus is solely on "self-realization". It seems nowadays everyone must strive to realize themselves. Although good in theory, the problem is that the outcome overshadows the process; the concept gets corrupted. The process is really what matters.

Gimme.

In a sort of twisted feedback loop, as society stimulates the growth of the disease, so do the actions of individuals perpetuate this pathological social development. Infected humans, unwilling to do any ACTUAL work to achieve fortune and fame, resort to shortcutting their way in the most degrading ways. Reality Shows are a strange and fascinating anomaly related to this. People will do anything to get themselves on TV and then proceed to whore themselves out to the lowest common denominator in order to vaguely fulfil their needs for self-realization. Contrary to popular opinion, the means DO justify the end. However, with entitlement-itis, the value of the means atrophy to non-existence and the end is acquired no matter the cost.


The future

A closely related co-morbidity of this disease is depression, with depression usually resulting from chronic entitlement-itis. In this case, depression results from unfulfilled feelings of entitlement as the afflicted is subjected to the harsh realities of the world. No, it turns out you won't be an astronaut, a famous movie actor, or a rock-star. Those who do randomly achieve fortune or fame without hard work usually lose it quickly, and depression takes hold. Just look at lottery winners who lose their money within a year, pop-idol one hit wonders, and young successful entrepreneurs who blew it all away in a storm of drugs and prositutes.

So, what to do to help these poor souls escape the quagmire of existential perversion? It's simple. I call it, "The Gratitude Elixir". You take one spoonful every night and over time, your entitlement-itis disappears, your desires for superficial fame erode, and you free yourself.

To take this elixir, simply write down 3 things you are grateful for, such as:

I am grateful for my health
I am grateful for the company and warmth of my loved ones
I am grateful that I have the opportunity to go to school and learn

These can change daily, and should. You need to constantly mix the elixir up to confuse the disease. Over time, taking the elixir will become habit, and entitlement-itis vanishes.

And then you'll feel like this

Once the treatment is complete and the illness eradicated, regular doses of elixir will inoculate you from the disease and keep you from catching it again. After all, we live in a world infested with entitlement-itis, and it is always looking for a way in. However, with some mindful preventative measures, we can all be happy, productive, and free from the clutches of the greastest silent killer of our time; entitelement-itis.


The Fountain of Youth: 10 Things I learnt in Ikaria


Have you ever wondered if there was some place where you could eat, sleep, train, and think like a Spartan warrior hero? Well look no further. Go to the Steve Maxwell Greek Odyssey training camp. 

 
Which took place.. Here.

Set in the remote Greek island of Ikaria, one of the world's few blue zones, our senses were bombarded with a cacophony of new impulses. A merry gang we were, ranging from trainers, therapists, exercise enthusiasts, and general Maxwell aficionados. Our days consisted of training, eating, philosophizing, and of course chillaxing in the sun. 

Needless to say, much merriment was had, and we all learned a lot. Steve has a way of saying things as they are, unadulterated and with sometimes brutal honesty, but often things you need to hear. 

It was personally, for me, a fantastic health re-set. Rehabbing out of a knee injury, increasing hours at work, and general fatigue and poor lifestyle choices had left me a little.. ahem, soft around the edges. Being around Steve and my training brothers and sisters fixed that pretty quick and within the week I had abs again!

In addition, I was lucky enough to be accepted into Steve's online coaching program and he's been kicking my butt through the interwebz ever since. 
 
I would be remiss to not share some of my insights from the week, and with this blog I hereby shareth my humble musings unto thee; 10 lessons learnt from my Greek adventure.
 
1. Don't train for performance, train for health

The pervading paradigm in the fitness industry during the 80s and 90s was the pursuit of physical aesthetic beauty at the expense of internal balance, structural integrity, or joint health. The current trend toward "Functional fitness" and the pursuit of performance goals are just another form of self gratification and vanity, and has average Joe's training like athletes. This invariably leads to joint degeneration, inflammation, tendinopathies, and the list goes on. I should know, I see these things first hand on a daily basis in my physiotherapy practice. 

Lesson number 1: You must train for longevity and health, with performance a close second, and a beautiful, healthy, functional body with be yours.
 
2. Joint mobility is king

One of the keys to training for health and sustainable performance is the improvement of joint mobility. Few training systems incorporate this neglected aspect of health. The focus has instead been the amount you can bench press and not how long you can sit in a deep, asstothegrass squat. We performed daily joint mobility drills in Ikaria and I still do now on a daily basis, sometimes for 10 minutes, sometimes up to an hour, combining soft tissue techniques and stretches, and I haven't moved this well since I was a kid. 

Lesson number 2: You must practice joint mobility daily for a minimum of 10 minutes.
 

Compensatory yoga. Because you're worth it.


3. The beauty (and practicality) of training outdoors

What happened to us as a species? We went from running barefoot in the forests while wrestling bears and having naked fistfights with lions, to sitting behind a desk, wearing a suit, playing angry birds on a smartphone, and pressing buttons on a keyboard trying to connect with other people in an increasingly disconnected world. We only leave the rat race to spend time on the hamster wheel to nowhere in order to burn off all the processed, fatty, junk we eat and mildly compensate for our sedentary lifestyles.. Ok, rant over. For a more elaborate exposition on my views on this subject, check out this article.

Anyway, the point is, get your butt outside! All of the training in Ikaria happened outdoors, and it wasn't only fun and spiritually uplifting, it was damn tough! You don't need a rowing machine and Olympic lifting platform to get a great workout. In fact, you don't need anything at all

If you live in a city or a cold place (like I do) just try and get out whenever you can and go for a run, cross country ski, yoga session, etc.

Lesson number 3: You must, whenever possible, train your body and mind with nothing but the sky above your head. 


Lifting stones like a BOSS!


4. The power of camaraderie and the pack mentality

Coach Maxwell reinforced one rule during our treks, hikes, and training sessions: "No one left behind". The individual trainee with a customized program will always make the best progression but in many respects, the group training model has great benefits. Newbies in the fitness game get a chance to be pushed and challenged while advanced trainees can still get a great workout, and gain the benefits from the pack mentality.


The Maxwell Pack

Humans are social animals, and the gains from training as a group go far beyond the simple physical adaptations we all so desire. We learn to work as a pack, a group of individuals training together to improve themselves and help each other improve as well. It provides healthy alternatives to socializing in a group, and a chance to connect with others who share the same interests.

Lesson number 4: You must occasionally train in a group or with a partner, and help each other get the most out of your training.

5. The importance of lifestyle choices

Ikaria is a blue zone. Blue zones are areas of the world with the highest number of centenarians on the planet, and Ikaria boast some of the most long-lived people on earth. But you know what? there are no gyms in Ikaria, no beefcake dudes pumping iron by the beach, no protein shakes, and no elliptical machines.

People just relax, do things in moderation, laugh, and drink some wine. In our never-ending quest to improve our minds and bodies through working out, we often forget that what's even more important are lifestyle choices. You're not going to lose weight stuffing your face no matter how much cardio you do. Lifting weights are not going to cancel out your smoking habit, and sleeping less than six hours per night will mess you up no matter how much ecological, organically fermented spirulina seed juice you drink.

Lesson number 5: You must prioritize lifestyle choices before anything (even training!) and try to focus on making better decisions. 

6. Timed static contractions are awesome

During our week on Ikaria, we experimented with a training method referred to as "Timed-Static Contractions". Originally designed to train people with injuries, they also provide an awesome training stimulus for trainees at any level.

Those interested in trying it out can check out this link, but the basic tenet is as follows. Basically, you hold a static contraction during a movement, say, halfway through a deadlift. During the exercise, you slowly increase the intensity of your contraction, slowly at first, but then more and more. You need to eventually take the contraction to the limit and only stop short of turning your brains into puree through your ears.


Getting my biceps assaulted by timed static contractions.

Warning, not for the faint of heart.

Lesson number 6: You must try Timed Static Contractions at least once in your life. Just make sure you know what you're doing and don't get herniated in the process.

7. The law of diminishing returns, as pertains to fitness

The Law of Diminishing Returns states that "in all productive processes, adding more of one factor of production, while holding all others constant, will at some point yield lower per-unit returns". Put in workout lingo, this equates to plateauing during your training.

When you train in a progressive manner, the gains come fast and steady for a beginner. This is referred to as linear progression. At some point however, the gains from linear progression are exhausted and you have to do some pretty weird shit to get better.

Almost all sports are specializations, and in order to be the best at something, you have to pay a price. Tennis can be a healthy activity but professional players often get something called lateral epicondylitits, aptly named, "Tennis Elbow". Strength training is essential and healthy up to a point, but professional strongmen and powerlifters are riddled with inures Sure, they're strong, but are they healthy? That's debatable.The fact is, how strong do you need to be? Coach Maxwell says that if a man can deadlift double bodyweight (which is pretty damn strong), he's as strong as he ever needs to be. I'm inclined to agree. The emphasis should be on balance. I would rather be able to deadlift 200 kilos rather than 250, and still be able to run, jump, climb, and roll around on the floor like a drunken monkey.

Lesson number 7: You must train for a balanced physique, and not spend time specializing unless your livelihood requires it or you gain some existential pleasure from it.

8. Intermittent fasting

I won't go into a lot of detail on this topic as the interwebz is rife with info about this. Check out leangains for more info, but during our stay on Ikaria, I rarely touched food before 12pm, and that was often after training for hours. Did I go into "starvation mode"? No. Did I get mad blood sugar rushes? Nope. Did I cry like a little baby? A little.

The net result was me losing weight, feeling great, and improving my athleticism dramatically. The traditional paradigm of eating six to seven small meals a day makes no sense from an evolutionary perspective. Why would we get fatter and weaker when we don't eat when our ancestors would often face long periods of fasting and lack of nutrients only to eat lots of protein in one sitting. Doctors will still tell you that you can only take in 30 grams of protein in a meal. I can be sure of one thing, our ancestors who thrived on several small meals a day and couldn't digest more than 30 grams of protein per sitting did not survive long in the unforgiving prehistoric landscape.

Lesson number 8: You must (unless suffering from an eating disorder such as anorexia or bulimia) generally eat less, and occasionally practice fasting. 

9. The value of MetCon and strength endurance
 
When I first started to train properly, I was thoroughly indoctrinated by the strength training mafia and considered all other forms of training pointless. This suited me well, as I tend to be geared toward fast twitch muscle fibres and have always been pretty strong. That's fine but.. My conditioning sucked!
 
I was given a pretty rude wakeup call on Ikaria when we had to run, hike, and perform circuits emphasizing muscular endurance. I started strong, but gassed out quickly! Referring to our law of diminishing returns, I realized that I was trapped in my own dogma and had previously disregarded anything but strength training.
 
However, metabolic conditioning, running, and other forms of cardiovascular exercise are essential in any program! For me, a typical endomorph who can put on weight just by thinking about cinnamon buns, its essential to curb my fat gains. Also, it can be (if done correctly) quite energizing and improve performance in strength exercises.
 
Lesson number 9: You must add some form of metabolic conditioning to your routine to develop a balanced physique and all-round fitness.

Ancient Greek MetCon ciruit
 
10. The spiritual joy of movement 
 
No, I don't mean expressive dance and laughter yoga (although I'm not adverse to trying!). What I mean is that during our week, I had a chance to express myself through movement. We ran, walked, lifted, swam, climbed, and crawled, doing so in a beautiful, largely uncorrupted environment. Besides the obvious physical and mental benefits from this, I was filled with a sort of quasi-spiritual bliss. A detachment from my daily work, reps and sets, appointments, and analytic thinking. The focus was on being present and aware, on creating an abstract stream of thought that blended the physical and mental.
 
And I was reminded of something; that movement is life, and is one of the greatest forms of expression. Humans tend to separate movement from our mental processes by going to work in a digital world, while relegating movement to its 45 minute timeslot in the gym three times a week. We are constantly moving. Be aware of that.
 
Lesson number 10: You must move as much as possible, and be aware of your body as you do.

Feel the flow

Conclusion
 
I guess I had some normal expectations from this trip; training, learning, socializing and relaxing. Also, being on Ikaria, I thought I would somehow find the fountain of youth and learn some trick or secret to longevity. There are, unfortunately, no shortcuts. The fountain of youth is not a destination or object, it is a process. You must do the correct things for your physical body to be healthy, but it all really comes from the mind and spirit. What are we training for? What kind of life do you want to lead? And why should we do what we do? These questions arose in me, and in essence got me one step closer to the fountain of youth. During my contemplation, surrounded by my training family, I gained something truly valuable; a deep sense of peace.
 
And that for me, beyond all others things, is the key to everlasting youth.
 

Super Youthful Happy Ikaria Pose!

Thanks everyone for an awesome time! See you next year for more fitness shenanigans!